Saatchis burgled

It wasn't just Grey's Ave that got hit last week. Apparently another Colenso cell disguised as a piece of new business managed to blag their way into Saatchis and stole a precious Axis award. They didn't notice.

Maybe this explains what happened at Mojo the other Friday night. It wasn't one of their staff who pissed on the clients and the security guard but a Colenso wag on a team-building dare.