Ad News #1

According to an unofficial press release from Saatchis, a
senior creative's black tapered jeans have split. After
years of use, and dating back to when John McCabe was CD,
the tight black fashion statement was a common sight inside
Saatchi's den. Rumoured to be painted on, the sleek style of
tight denim against the thighs and buttocks of the un-named
creative made an aweseome site. But like all good creative
partnerships, the jeans and the creative have decided to
part on friendly terms.