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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Arse whole

I've officially been given the thumbs-up by the bum surgeon, unfortunately
the thumb was administered rectally. Anyway the main thing is it's all over.
The grapes of wrath have been sliced from the vine.

Bit of a tip, don't read while you're on the shitter. That's what caused it
in the first place.

Connan (actually Connan)

6 Comments:

Anonymous Re: Tentive said...

So would you recommend standing or sitting?

2:12 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Craig said...

This is actually true.

There is now an inflatable black rubber ring for sale a M&C.

No more tears from Connan everytime he poos.

No more non-chewable foods at lunch-time.

No more lectures when you're having a quiet read of AdMedia in Cubicle 2 about how long you've been in there for.

Bidding starts at 4 retractable sharpies - black.

2:17 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sitting increases the smear factor.

In fact, you may as well be rolling in it.

3:46 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous smudge budger said...

Ah, rolling in it. I've come over all misty-eyed just thinking about it...

4:07 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys spend too much time sitting on the blog

5:57 PM NZDT

 
Blogger Chumley said...

If a poo lands on the porcelain in cubicle 2 and nobody is in cubicle 1 to hear it, did it really make a sound?

11:33 PM NZDT

 

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