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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

New Animal Fight Feature



We're making some changes at nzcreativecircle, in response to reader feedback. In today's issue, look out for the new Animal Fight feature - each week we'll be pitting 3 new animals against each other in an imaginary arena and asking you " which do you think would win". Look out for many other new and diverting topics in the weeks ahead.

Ernie

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stand up to wipe my arse. Apparently this is rare.

Is there anyone else who does the same?

12:18 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a stander.

12:21 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Quizmaster said...

More importantly, if you had to do one of the following, which would it be:

a) shave your head and face by plucking every hair out with tweezers?

or

b) shit a watermelon

12:23 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd appreciate it if we could stay on topic, thanks.

12:36 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tried to shave a grizzlies heand and face by plucking every hair out with tweezers while it was taking a shit. It didn't work.

12:55 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Dr Poo said...

Sitting definitely provides a better gouge. Especially if you use the double cross-over fold origami technique with the roll.

1:20 PM NZDT

 
Blogger nzcreativecircle said...

Connan?

1:22 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the toilet roll is on the left, I fold.

If the toliet roll is on the right, I scunch.

However, if the toilet roll is in front of me I like to attack the poos from the front. You know, lift up the balls and give myself a good anti-wipe.

1:32 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Catmur said...

Sometimes I don't even get to the toilet in time

1:48 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yip, not getting to the toilet on time and it ends up all over the new business presentation boards.

That's why we never got that second interview for the BNZ account.

1:54 PM NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find sitting increases the 'smear' factor.

In fact, you may as well be rolling in it.

3:33 PM NZDT

 
Blogger Chumley said...

Does a bear shit in the woods?

11:48 PM NZDT

 

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