Posted by ANON

QUESTION: In my younger years when I was stuck for an idea I'd occasionally
nip off to the toilet for a bit of the ol' hand shandy. Now I'm in my mid 30's
ideas don't seem to be as forthcoming. I tell everyone I always drink more
than 8 glasses a day to hide the fact that I'm really throttling the turkey every
few hours. Anyway, my question is - Speaking of crap awards, anyone
remember the 5 hour AXIS ceremony at the Civic where you couldn't drink?

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