Does anyone know how to programme a cunting Blackberry?
I bought one from ( name supplied ) of DDB in the toilets atthe Strand Tavern the other night for $50 bucks and a Viagra. It's a parallel import apparently. Can't for the life of me figure the fucker out. If you can, please email me french.neil@gmail.com
You could be our new IT guy. We're hiring.
Neil
posted by CB at 1/24/2006 02:16:00 am
10 Comments:
Bloody computers. While I was inside writing this very comment on the new nzcc widescreen iMac, a little squall ripped through Ponsonby and pissed all over my old and now obsolete G4 powerbook with an now obsolete old PowerPC processor, which I foolishly left outside on the table. Absoutely fucking fucked. Oh well, on the bright side, it's well insured... thanks God for State. They'll understand.
2:34 am NZDT
Sorry ladies, I'll refrain from using the C word in future. Pardon my French
Neil
11:51 am NZDT
I do...
1:36 pm NZDT
You do what
10:32 am NZDT
I do know how to programme a cunting blackberry.
10:33 am NZDT
Language! Is Hunt your real name?
10:34 am NZDT
No
10:36 am NZDT
Good. You're hired.
10:36 am NZDT
Yeah?
Well my name's C. Hunt. Say it really fast.
9:16 pm NZDT
I was up all night thinking about you taking Viagra.
4:13 pm NZDT
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