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Thursday, January 19, 2006

First day for Baylo and Ollie

Everyone at M&C give a warm welcome to Nick and Oliver who are starting work today. It's been a while, so please be nice to them, and make sure they know where the toilets are and the coffee and stuff. Rob knows where the tea is. Nice.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am pick M&C to fire under these guys.

9:27 AM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am pick you no copy right?

9:34 AM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ollie and Nick, in terms of maximising your lavatorial experience, I suggest utilising cubicle two. Besides, Connan dominates cubicle one.

Former staffer.

9:35 AM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

we know who you are, so called "Former staffer".

9:45 AM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

After the haemmorhoidectomy I try to limit it to a maximum of five minutes. My new maxim is Shit, don't sit. Thank you for your interest former staffer.


9:51 AM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My pleasure.

As the old saying goes: "Too much reading leads to rectal bleeding."

Former staffer.

10:41 AM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nick Goldwater used to masturbate in those loos. Not to mention what he got up to in the shower.

Another Former Staffer.

1:26 PM NZDT

Anonymous Jeff Wilson said...

My problem was that there was always handwash on the inside handle of Cubicle two.
The handwash is next to the mirror, which is not in Cubicle two. Go figure.
Also, Cubicle two was always low on toilet paper. Especially after the use of one particular former staffer.

1:35 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nick's a cubicle four guy. At least he was here.

Sorry to hear about the rhoids Conan.

Craig, hope the calf muscle holds out.

See you tomorrow,

2:24 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff (or is it Stu?), aren't you freelancing today? Will this blog appear on your invoice?

3:19 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck lads, love Leighton James Dyer

4:50 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whacking off was much more satisfying than doing ANZ headlines, Connan.

And Scott, it was cubicle one. Remember?


6:40 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jason Jones was the worst! Man he messed up the chicks' toilet real bad!

6:41 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Nick,

There was always much debate on whether cubicle one was in fact cubicle four or vice versa.

I guess it depends if you're facing the loo for #1s or facing the door of the loo for #2s.

As a man who does most of his #2s in the privacy of his own home before the long working day begins, most unlike your good self, i can see how this whole thing managed to get as out of control as it has. We were simply staring in opposite directions.

My apologies for any offence caused.

I use one of the middle ones anyway.


9:29 AM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Ben Pegler has some stories to tell about M&C's toilets. Two words... soggy... biscuit.

9:03 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a brave man, Scott. Devo uses the middle cubicles.


8:15 PM NZDT


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