The BrokeBack Mountain Diet

This has been doing the email rounds, but anyway:
WEEK ONE:
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO:
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE:
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Aborio rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Free Range Organic Eggs
Fresh Lemons
Gruyere cheese(well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
White Asapargus ( very thin)
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay




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