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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Gordon Clarke stories

Does anyone have any more stories to share about Gordy?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

He got fired from Y&R. Maybe you should take that as a hint and get back to work Jon.

12:02 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's responsible for the awesome Snowplanet creative.

12:59 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

he's a cock of dirk diggler proportions

1:46 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor ol' Gordy. Used to work with Tinning when he was good.

2:18 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked being told I was shit all the time. Made me a really good creative.

2:22 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm having mashed spuds for tea tonight.

4:19 PM NZDT

Anonymous Regan said...

Gordon was a good boss.
Very large eyebrows.
But a good guy.

4:49 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mates built Snowplanet.

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun..... FLASH....ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh, king of the impossible, Dun duh duh duh!


12:37 PM NZDT

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gordy is such a good man that, while living in Australia, he offered 7 koalas sanctuary in his eyebrows so they might escape the perils of a massive bush fire.

And, after about six attempts, he might accept your copy with a raise of the aforementioned eyebrows. He wouldn't say it was good, but it would definately be better than the shit you first presented...

8:08 AM NZST

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some say he never left Y&R, but lives on in the ceiling crawl space, descending at night to scavange pie crumbs from Jon Horner's disgusting keyboard. If true, this may also go some way towards explaining why leaks continue to appear in the ceiling, despite repeated visits from the aircon guys and their moustaches.

10:23 PM NZST


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