Mainstream media is shite
Tonight’s Feature Entertainment on your TV
7.30: America’s Stupidest Nonentity
Revel in the repartee as 10 carefully selected nonentities bicker and bitch.
8.30: I’m Obese!
We found someone who eats five kgs of lard every day. We spent six months filming this person.
9.00: Did You See What That Fuckwit Driver Just Did!
Man, he totally cut in front of that white car! What an idiot!
10.00: CSI <insert city here>
Generic crime franchise. Moody, boring.
posted by CB at 3/24/2006 07:59:00 pm
7 Comments:
Hard to argue with actually. The reason some people go out a lot, really.
10:24 pm NZST
On tonight. And every night.
10:30 pm NZST
I doubt that crap TV is the reason people go out.
9:20 am NZST
Well that's what I used to tell the Mrs while, she watching E True Hollywood stories and reading No Idea.
Seemed to work...
12:17 pm NZST
You forgot this popular choice.
BRATS ON THE RAMPAGE
If you thought your kids were out of control, enjoy the schadenfreude when you see a 4-year old psychopath run riot.
1:30 pm NZST
Same crap worse accent over here in Aus. Plus the main broadcasters seem to delight in pulling series when they're halfway through and doing their upmost to confuse, alienate and piss off the viewer.
Everything I watch these days is via Foxtel IQ (My Sky) or Bit Torrent.
Tee it up to record what you like, sit down to watch it when you're ready and you get the added pleasure of skipping through all those pointless, tedious, unimaginative, expensive ads at x30 speed.
Only thing Mainstream media is good for is live broadcast.
11:50 am NZST
It's the dream of every uncreative producer. Come up with a successful show, then clone it.
Saves the need to take a chance on that scary "orginality."
4:50 pm NZST
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