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Thursday, March 30, 2006

What's up with chicks in girl-on-girl pornos that blow each others strap-ons?

Surely it's an exercise in futility...

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have often pondered that exact same question.

10:01 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get back to work Tom.

10:59 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really hate the way porno chicks act like they're constantly on the brink of orgasm when they clearly aren't.

I'd get much harder if they just lay there reading or something.

11:05 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeh, like AdMedia or Fastline or some shit

11:31 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My girlfriend wants to use on strap-on on me.

Does anyone have any experience with this?

2:09 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like using tooth brushes. Ben Pegler.

2:43 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend, it's just not working out.

She's reallly into anal.

3:02 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely blowing a strap-on is a form of practice. They're probably thinking: "Must... try... harder".

Let's not discourage them.

5:34 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you take a girl back to yours, is it sick to ask her to read you Fantastic Mr Fox by Roald Dahl while you lie with your head in her lap drifting in and out of conciousness?

5:44 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah, not sick at all. That's a great book. What was it? Boggis, Bunce and Bean...

6:24 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an important question. Thank you for raising it.

Is it possibly to show that if they we're sucking a real cock they would be really good at it, as they are handling the strap on thing like a real pro, deep throating etc? If so then i guess the fantasy is: Wow, this chick who clearly loves having sex with women could also suck a mean dick if she was given the opportunity (by meeting me, the viewer). What a hot chick.

9:27 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks, so different in looks, were nonetheless equally mean.

9:50 AM NZST

 
Anonymous anonymouse said...

So who saw Brown Bunny?

Apart from the BJ scene (clearly a strap-on) it was complete shit.

In fact, the BJ scene was over-hyped shit too.

I'll get back to my retail headlines.

2:59 PM NZST

 

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