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Friday, April 21, 2006

Word of the day - Bifkin

Well it isn't often I get bamboozled by a word but until last night I had never heard the word bifkin used in conversation. A gmail invite to the first blogger who can descibe to us in rich and velvety detail the definition of a...bifkin.

Guy In Charge Of Semantics
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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I know what a blumpkin is.

5:47 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bifkin is the space between your ballsack and your bumhole. Is that rich and valvety enough for you.

5:53 PM NZST

 
Anonymous heidi said...

Thank you 5.53 for that beautiful description, a gmail invite will be pushed out to you if you faxheidi@gmail.com with your email address - if you want it that is.
You could be bifkin@gmail.com
5.47, what's a blumkin?

h x

6:03 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A tip of the hat to anyone who can slip bifkin into a client meeting or, even better, get it into a script.

6:25 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought the space between your ballsack and asshole is called gooch o_O

11:01 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

technically:

per·i·ne·um Audio pronunciation of "perineum" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-nm)
n. pl. per·i·ne·a (-n)

1. The region between the scrotum and the anus in males, and between the posterior vulva junction and the anus in females.

1:21 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well this is 'creative'.

12:33 AM NZST

 
Anonymous eatshit said...

Or in the plain english dictionary - n. the corridor between the front door and the back door.

8:57 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was under the impression that the words 'winnit' and 'chode' were commonplace terminology for that fleshy region.

8:58 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are. And of course they are much more conversational than Perineum. Just thought I'd throw it out there.

9:38 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that Bifkin was a feminine term.

Definition: The bit of skin between the muck hole and the fuck hole where the crabs gather at full tide.

I believed the Male equivalent was called the Biffon.

I could be wrong.

10:54 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was of the understanding that a chode was the term used to describe a penis that is as wide as it is long

11:16 AM NZST

 
Anonymous eatshit said...

I thought that was a hollywood loaf.

11:37 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does this leave me?

10:17 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bottom line is you're a giver or a taker.

9:23 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys must be younger than I thought if you're just finding this shit out.

2:08 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren't winnits dags?

2:12 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winnits and mustangs are little imperfections on proofs.

12:01 PM NZST

 

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