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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Camel-toe your way to Cannes

Just looking at one execution of that CAANZ 'Title' campaign - or
rather, not quite looking, because when you blur your eyes on the
stripper you can see a great big fuck-off camel toe.
This is v. uncharacteristic for Getty, and Getty it is because who
else would have a stock-footage male slut with 'zany' green hair in
the background stroking their chin?
Can you see the camel toe? Nominate the stripper I say.

35 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea what you're talking about.

2:39 PM NZST

 
Blogger Anonymous #1 said...

Bring on the funny Skittles TVC I say. And lower the dosage on the camel-inducing hallucinogenics - it's not the weekend yet.

2:49 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'opps' don't you mean oops fuckhead???

3:01 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please leave me alone. H to the Omo's

4:00 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haven't a clue what this guy's talking about. Got any links?

12:00 AM NZST

 
Blogger Anonymous #1 said...

What's happened to this site? What's going on??????? I don't think I can watch another week of stretching out these posts, while they gasp their last dying breath.
As a complete contrast, who did the Regency Duty Free radio ad? I still think it's one of the best voiced, scripted ads out there. And no, I didn't write/voice/produce it.
And I agree with the other person who said rather than taking two weeks it took to find and get those Tasmania miners out, it could've come down to an hour (less adbreaks) if someone out there had called International Rescue.

11:23 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Tom Hanks said...

I got links, that jingle jangle jingle, as i go, riding merrily along. And they sing oh aint you glad you're single, and that song ain't so very far from wrong.

11:23 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps if International Rescue advertised a bit more often they'd have got a call.
As it is, no one remembered them.
Wait, aren't they a charity?
I bet Karl could crack a winner for them by the end of the day.

11:26 AM NZST

 
Blogger Anonymous #1 said...

Yeah, no strings attached - hahahahahaha.

11:49 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christ I love puns but these are hurting my brain.

7:59 PM NZST

 
Anonymous eatshit said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shHcomOrxAg

8:57 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Telecon mpeg was made in an ad agency.

4:06 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what agency?

6:52 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saatchi

8:03 AM NZST

 
Anonymous 4.06 said...

I am not 8.03

8:53 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hardly think Satchi would have made it. I have it on good authority that it was Y&R. But it was quite well made, so I'm not so sure.

8:57 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any monkey could have made this.

But continue with your conspiracy theories.

9:09 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who made the BK monkey ads?

9:54 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An idiot.

10:19 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason this site is dying is that New Zealanders would rather browse for porn, then spend their time here. Don't you follow the news? We're #2 in the WORLD.

1:27 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The talent in the BK ads was great. The real Monkeys were behind the camera

1:54 PM NZST

 
Anonymous anonymouse said...

Yeah yeah - blame a fucked idea (?) on the production company.

Your script still said "We open on a Monkey with a hamburger...." (!!??) For christ's sake you idiots why didn't you write "We open in Rio, we see some buns..."

Rules 1, 2 & 3: Never work with monkeys, animatronics or food. Can't believe that idea won the pitch - can you please post the strategy on the blog, it'd be a hoot i'm sure.

4:32 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I KNOW WHO RUNS THIS BLOG AND I'LL PUBLICLY OUT YOU IF YOU DON'T START POSTING SHIT!

5:10 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear anonymouse said...

You are a fucking moron.

The person wasn't referring to the actual people behind the camera.

For fucks sake.

5:12 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that monkeys idea was arse. You guys should have a look at the work crispin porter & bogusky do for bk in miami. same client but their shit doesnt stink.

5:19 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be why they are all made to work 26 hours a day.

6:12 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell's in charge of this damn blog.

1:26 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get some mates. Loser

2:23 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turn the lights off and close the door; this blog is finished (perhaps a while ago).

Somebody should make a new one. One where there are no anoymous comments (irony noted). One with good design that's independent of Bloggerâ„¢ clones. One that is all about the work.

We shouldn't have to leech (no pun) of the Australian blogsite for this. Are we that shit?

Maybe admedia should do it. Gapesy?

8:55 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know some young satchi uncreatives that have external harddrives loaded with porn and limewire.

9:22 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Nasty! It's no wonder nz is having to import
the dreges of uk and australian ad wankers to help the impotent bunch of tossers who control what we are subjected to in this sad little but fuck town.
Good cop Bad cop you'll bend over for it when the time comes! Ooh it's soo small, if your in advertising here long enough you'll just end up fucking yourself!

9:43 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't agree more with 9.22 pm. This reflects in the tasteless recycled crap they produce. Telecom lap it up because they don't know a good ad from a bucket of shite. Only when we unbundle and they are no longer a monopoly will we see change. clench your butt cheeks boys. 1c text will be the end of Gary. well hopefully.
I know I'm sick of seeing the goofey penis!

11:43 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it that only creatives get fucked around and never the suits in Auckland? Suits seem to continually get away with badly written briefs and stuffed up presentations but nothing seems to happen. Are we living in an era when suits are kings and creatives exepndable?

8:23 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8.23 Yes and I'm not a suit

9:56 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, has it been officially released yet that the NZCC Blog is no more?
If so, it is sad, but probably for the best.
The last few weeks have shown that this tired old blog no longer has anything to offer, and was starting to display all of those strange quirks of the decrepit and aged - reminds me a bit of my old Gran. At the end she just lay there dribbling from all orifices while trying to remember what she was actually there for.
So, good night and God Bless NZCC Blog, may you rest in peace.

See ya all over at CB Blog where at least the news and views are current - and the bitchiness is almost as good as this place used to be!

11:09 PM NZST

 

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