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CIRRICULUM VITAE

BIRTHPLACE: GREAT WAPPING BEHIND CANT, BIRKSHIRE, ENGLAND.

AGE: 32

HOBBIES: MY RACING DOG STUMPY. VICTORIAN TOWELS. ROYAL FAMILY
MEMORABILLIA. COMMEMORATIVE ROYAL WEDDING SPOONS. BEARDS OF THE EAST.
THE BEATLES. HIP HOP DANCING/PILATES FOR GUYS.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:

1987 – 1989

CLIENT DOGSBODY - RUMMYCUP AND PUDDLESWORTH INSURANCE

1990 – 1992

RUNNER/VAN DRIVER - LOLLYWADS HOISERY, WEST LONDON

1992 – 1995

RUNNER/VAN DRIVER– PRICE, LOGO, STARBURST AND FINKLESTEIN ADVERTISING
SOLUTIONS, LONDON. WORKING ON SCROGGIN AND FOOTROT PET FOOD ACCOUNT.

1995 – 2000

DISAGREEMENT WITH INDIAN BOSS. TRANSERRED TO VLADIVOSTOK OFFICE FOR
LENIN, MARX, STALIN/TBWA(CURRENTLY TBWA/LENIN MARX STALIN) AROUND
ABOUT THE TIME OF THE MUTINY FROM BRANCH-OUT AGENCY DANCERY TBWA. THE
GROUP RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSING THE CHERNOBYL ACCOUNT IN ’86.

2000 – 2002

TRANSFEERD TO BBDO. LOST JOB AFTER AGENCY CLOSURE DUE TO THE
UNSUCCESSFUL ‘SUITS DO THE CREATIVE’ POLICY.

2002

TRAVELLED TO NZ AND WENT FROM VAN DRIVER TO SENIOR PLANNER AT DDB JUST
ON THE STRENTH OF MY ACCENT AND A D&AD I TELL PEOPLE I WAS IN THE
ROOM AT THE TIME IT WAS THOUGHT UP.

I AM CURRENTLY SEEKING WORK ANYWHERE IN THE POSITION OF ACCOUNT
SUPERVISING MANAGER OPERATIONS SENIOR INNIT MATE UP THE APPLES AND
PEARS GUVNA WAHEEEEY

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