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Saturday, August 19, 2006

WILL THEY CATCH THE WEED THEIVES?

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The weed what? Learn to spell stoner.

9:16 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS.

ONCE UPON A TIME YOUR ART TEACHER TOLD YOU WERE QUITE GOOD AT POTATO PRINTS AND LOOKING PAINED AND SWEARING AND YOU GOT AN ERECTION WHICH WAS EXCITING BUT YOU WERE TOO SCARED TO BECOME A GENUINELY CREATIVE HUMAN BEING LIKE SAY ERM AN ARTIST SO YOU WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY NIGHTSCHOOL OF SUBURBIA TO LEARN HOW TO SPEND EIGHT HOURS A DAY MUTILATING OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS FILMS CONVERSATIONS BOOKS JOKES PAINTINGS ROADSIGNS AND REARRANGE THEM UNTIL THEY LOOKED ORIGINAL, ORNIGIAL, OGRINIAL, AND THEN STICK YOUR NAME ON THEM AND PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK UNTIL IT GOES PINK THEN YOU HALF LEARNED HOW TO QUARTER EXPLAIN YOUR IDEA TO SOMEBODY WITH AN EIGHTH LESS TALENT THAN YOU IF THAT’S POSSIBLE WHO WOULD WEE ALL OVER IT FOR HALF AN HOUR AND MAKE ANXIOUS SQUEAKING NOISES BEFORE GRABBING SOME CLEAN UNDIES AND LEAVING THE BUILDING TO SHOW YOUR IDEA TO EVEN MORE ANXIOUS WHITE PEOPLE CALLED BRENDA OR JENNY OR NIGEL WHO WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THEM BECAUSE THEYRE NOT IN THE TARGET AUDIENCE DUH SO THEY PUT IT IN A ROOM WITH TWO WAY MIRRORS AND REAL LIVE HUMANS WITH NAMES LIKE WHATEVER REAL PEOPLE ARE CALLED TYPE NAMES WHO REALLY TRULY GENUINELY DON’T GIVE A TOSS AND AFTER ITS BEEN GANG RAPED BY THE CAN I GO YET FINGER LICKING MASSES BRENDA, JENNY AND NIGEL GIVE YOU A TONKA TRUCK LOAD OF MONEY THAT YOU DRIVE TO AN AMUSINGLY TITLED PRODUCTION COMPANY AND DELIVER WHATS LEFT OF YOUR IDEA TO AN EGO WITH A GOATEE BEARD WHO JUST WANTS TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD AND MAKE MOVIES WITH GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS AND STUFF WHO TAKES IT ON LONG HOLIDAY TO A COUNTRY SOMEWHERE ELSE AND TURNS IT INTO A CRAP INCOMPREHENSIBLE SHORT FILM WITH A BIG LOGO SORRY BIGGER NO BIGGER STILL AND ITS BROADCAST ON A SHOPPING CHANNEL NOBODY WATCHES TO PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT IT DON’T NEED IT AND CANT AFFORD IT SO YOU CAN TELL YOUR MUM AND IMPRESS ALBANIAN CAB DRIVERS AND SLEEP WITH TEMPORARY SECRETARIES AND ENTER IT FOR AWARDS SHOWS THAT NOBODY KNOWS EXIST SO YOU CAN WIN A BRONZE 50 METRE SWIMMING CERTIFICATE THINGY AND IMPRESS YOUR BI-POLAR BOSS AND EARN ANOTHER SIX HUNDRED LIRA A MINUTE AND FUCK GIRLS NAMED AFTER FAST CARS AND SNORT COKE AND USE THE FAST TRACK AND GET AIR MILES AND SKIN CANCER AND HERPES AND AND AND SAY THINGS LIKE: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO. YOU. KNOW. WHO. I. AM? TO WHICH THE ANSWER WOULD BE YES.

YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS.

12:03 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alex and Colin, doing what they do best.
Well done guys.

9:46 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that you seymour

9:54 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'THEIVES' - hahahahahahaha


The genius that put it on Youtube spelt it right though.

10:08 AM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love this stuff.. especially the car..

1:31 PM NZST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They must have had big munchies cos they came back last night for the sandwiches.

4:52 PM NZST

 

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